It’s weird that I love onions but not onion rings. It makes no sense. I wish I could appreciate them.
Smooth_Monkey69420
The lore reason is to tempt us lesser beings into indulging in them. Onions are my “forbidden fruit”. I love onions, onion rings, and all forms of onion, but the gas that I get is so unbelievably bad I have actually cleared rooms. Worst way to go through middle school btw
De-Snutz
One word. U N Y U N
Evening_Ad6028
I love onions, rings, and onions rings. and this is cringe for me ❤️
brandieisdandie
Some places use a thinned pancake batter and/or add malt powder to the batter for that sweetness.
noleafclovr
Because they’re the rings the gods wear
trilobright
Oooh those look absolutely magnificent.
SheedRanko
Onion Rings are a Dark Age of Gastronomy dish that was rediscovered in the 41st millennium by Magos Explorator OU8-12
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What?
Because onions are amazing to begin with yet like a lot of foods are even better when battered or breaded and fried.
The batter gets steamed from the inside out with onion juice
It’s explained in certain versions of the bible but most were destroyed to protect the secret and countless lives lost in the process.
All was well for 1800 years. In the early 1800’s, onion rings were invented for all to enjoy thus rendering the prior bloodshed a shameless waste
The only remaining copies of this bible version are rumored to be held by the illuminati. If you never hear from me again, share my truth far and wide
Because they are made out of onions.
Circle shapes enhance the enjoyment.
There’s a barbecue place near me that used to have an “onion loaf” appetizer; it was an actual loaf of onion rings.
They closed a while back and reopened; I don’t know if they still have it.
I personally think the universe is a crispy-onionring-shaped thingy
Maillard reaction + crispy batter + tasty onion = winning.

no cuz this is real life. theres no ‘lore’
It’s weird that I love onions but not onion rings. It makes no sense. I wish I could appreciate them.
The lore reason is to tempt us lesser beings into indulging in them. Onions are my “forbidden fruit”. I love onions, onion rings, and all forms of onion, but the gas that I get is so unbelievably bad I have actually cleared rooms. Worst way to go through middle school btw
One word. U N Y U N
I love onions, rings, and onions rings. and this is cringe for me ❤️
Some places use a thinned pancake batter and/or add malt powder to the batter for that sweetness.
Because they’re the rings the gods wear
Oooh those look absolutely magnificent.
Onion Rings are a Dark Age of Gastronomy dish that was rediscovered in the 41st millennium by Magos Explorator OU8-12